If you're a woman and you want to see a naked male butt, watch "Nip/Tuck." If you're a man who values the naked female form, "Nip/Tuck" is for you.

"Nip/Tuck" is fun. It's sexy. It's the opposite of sexy. It's existential. It's bloody disgusting. And it's the only series on TV now that deserves to inherit the fans of "Six Feet Under."

The fourth season begins Tuesday with Dr. Sean McNamara (Dylan Walsh) and Dr. Christian Troy (Julian McMahon) wagging their nude butts at nude women in two separate sex scenes. Sean's engaging in totally awkward and unsatisfying hoo-ha with his very pregnant ex-wife. Christian is sharing a mother and daughter at the same time.

I'm being provocative for a reason. It's one thing for me to tell you "Nip/Tuck" has "sexual situations." As a journalist, it's my duty to describe this dysfunction junction so you know how much more grown-up in tone it is than soap operas and "Grey's Anatomy." "Nip/Tuck" is rawer, ergo messier emotionally and far less romantic, without being crass for the sake of being crass.

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